Wednesday, January 8, 2014

I AM NOT SCHEDULED TO APPEAR ON THE DR. PHIL SHOW

First....I received an email from a reader who is "JUST DYING.. UTTERLY DYING.. because I don't know what kind of old lady you actually are."  O.K... so... let me just say that even though I call myself "Mrs. Older" and though it's a fact that I am probably older than most of my readers... and while it's true I've been married to the same guy for more than FOUR DECADES.....NO WAY I am an OLD LADY... O.K.?  O.K.  I am, according to my grandchildren, who are the SMARTEST HUMAN BEINGS ALIVE... I AM... "the coolest person alive."  So. There. O.K. O.K.?  Visions of me sitting in a rocking chair knitting would be inaccurate.  I do all my knitting on my sofa.

Second... I don't usually ask anything from all y'all......but I am wondering IF you are someone who reads this pretty regularly.... or is someone who has signed up to receive this via email.... I am asking if you MIGHT CONSIDER asking your friends to sign up to receive this via email.....and/or signing up yourself.  It's easy... upper right hand corner.  I will NOT send you ANYTHING but this blog.. NO sales pitches, NO Concert tour dates, NO Asking you to watch as I give advice on Dr. Phil (only kidding.. I don't appear on Dr. Phil)...   It's just that I'm close to reaching a milestone number.. and I just need a few more sign ups to put me over the top.

Thanks so much.

I am going to keep this brief.  I hate to get long blogs in my email inbox.

With HER OWN HANDS... the foolish woman tears HER OWN HOUSE DOWN.
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

Our next blog will be about a subject we hardly ever discuss... 
Which doesn't even "seem" like a "sin" anymore...
But which is all through the Bible...
It's a GREAT BIG HONKING DEAL TO GOD...
My policy about life is that
ANYTHING THAT IS A GREAT BIG HONKING DEAL TO GOD...
SHOULD BE A GREAT BIG HONKING DEAL TO ME.

WHAT IS IT?
I'll tell you next time.


XO,
Love you,
Mrs. Older


5 comments:

  1. I love you Mrs. Older and you are definitely very with it. My Young Married's small group at church (Roanoke, VA) uses your blogs to start discussions. You should be on Dr. Phil. He could use yor wisdom.

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    1. I love Roanoke, VA. Beautiful place. Thanks for the ocmment

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  2. I am not a woman, but when Mrs. Older speaks...I give it a listen. Good stuff.

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  3. You are simply hilarious! What a delight to read this blog.

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